What is the definition of Diego Engineering?

Diego engineering, my friend, is like a superhero's secret weapon, but instead of capes and cape-clashing gadgets, it's a team of brilliant engineers (often with questionable ethics) who craft the most questionable solutions to the most mundane problems. Picture this: "The diego engineering firm decided to retrofit our old washing machine with a built-in AI that only thinks it can clean the best, but somehow ends up scrubbing away all our clothes in favor of my socks." It's the kind of engineering that makes you wonder if the future is washing up faster than we're washing our socks.